








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 254 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
783 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,878 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 217 | 6% |
| Smokes | 1319 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 850 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1492 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,152,208 of utility $266 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suiiiii | 61% | 31 |
| #2 | Octavia Enjoyer | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | Jan Floydský | 50% | 24 |
| #4 | Dripposaurus Flex | 46% | 24 |
| #5 | Kokot ve vzduchu | 44% | 181 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kokot ve vzduchu | 50 | 0.0141 |
| #2 | Octavia Enjoyer | 21 | 0.0437 |
| #3 | Suiiiii | 15 | 0.0240 |
| #4 | Dripposaurus Flex | 4 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | Jan Floydský | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kokot ve vzduchu | 336 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | Octavia Enjoyer | 109 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #3 | Suiiiii | 66 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | pornhub.com/shellow | 64 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Debbi | 59 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Octavia Enjoyer | +8.54 | 88 | 61 |
| #2 | pornhub.com/shellow | +5.85 | 77 | 68 |
| #3 | Suiiiii | +4.55 | 71 | 53 |
| #4 | Dripposaurus Flex | +3.30 | 74 | 44 |
| #5 | DOODER | +2.30 | 65 | 66 |





