








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 167 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4686 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,954 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3330 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3054 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1972 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2598 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,285,879 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ford Everest 2023 | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | s1ngle | 59% | 120 |
| #3 | Sohai Sohai Mangki | 50% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ford Everest 2023 | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | s1ngle | 59% | 120 |
| #3 | Sohai Sohai Mangki | 50% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1ngle | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Sohai Sohai Mangki | 4 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1ngle | 606 | 0.26 | 16 min |
| #2 | Ford Everest 2023 | 237 | 0.52 | 6 min |
| #3 | Sohai Sohai Mangki | 62 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1ngle | +2.01 | 46 | 70 |
| #2 | kiLLian | +1.26 | 72 | 51 |
| #3 | Sohai Sohai Mangki | +0.12 | 77 | 54 |
| #4 | Ford Everest 2023 | -0.37 | 67 | 63 |





