








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 648 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 112 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4142 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,001 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 908 | 15% |
| Smokes | 688 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 2196 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 2209 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,147,971 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 599 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scottyisXTC | 61 | 0.0135 |
| #2 | alex | 30 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Dennis Fong | 26 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | OsamaBinVibin | 14 | 0.0246 |
| #5 | SonicKnuckles09 | 11 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SonicKnuckles09 | +3.28 | 86 | 56 |
| #2 | alex | +2.46 | 76 | 63 |
| #3 | jacques de gatineau | +1.68 | 68 | 48 |
| #4 | veyd | +0.80 | 82 | 34 |
| #5 | OsamaBinVibin | +0.43 | 70 | 41 |





