








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 653 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2153 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,217 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1701 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1699 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1412 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1405 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $717,693 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 434 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mos.h | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | karpervisser_henk217 | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | Larko | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | Dimi. | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | anonyweed | 46% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | anonyweed | 46% | 52 |
| #6 | Ryan | 44% | 18 |
| #7 | six | 36% | 11 |
| #8 | eLyZe | 32% | 47 |
| #9 | fent111 | 13% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eLyZe | 7 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | anonyweed | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | six | 3 | 0.0129 |
| #4 | Mos.h | 2 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | karpervisser_henk217 | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anonyweed | 203 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | eLyZe | 134 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | karpervisser_henk217 | 114 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #4 | Dimi. | 105 | 0.31 | 3 min |
| #5 | Mos.h | 43 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ixfit | +2.99 | 74 | 69 |
| #2 | Larko | +1.23 | 61 | 56 |
| #3 | karpervisser_henk217 | +0.85 | 68 | 66 |
| #4 | anonyweed | +0.40 | 52 | 57 |
| #5 | Ryan | -0.25 | 65 | 31 |





