








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
145 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 263 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 65 | 25% |
| Smokes | 87 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 52 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 59 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $68,282 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | as1c | 50% | 8 |
| #2 | ruedR | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | monkeyyluv | 40% | 10 |
| #4 | Cs 'n chill | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | as1c | 50% | 8 |
| #2 | ruedR | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | monkeyyluv | 40% | 10 |
| #4 | Cs 'n chill | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruedR | 1 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cs 'n chill | 49 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #2 | ruedR | 35 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #3 | as1c | 18 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | monkeyyluv | 9 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruedR | +2.92 | 72 | 63 |
| #2 | monkeyyluv | -0.97 | 33 | 50 |
| #3 | Cs 'n chill | -1.29 | 63 | 55 |
| #4 | as1c | -2.81 | 48 | 55 |
| #5 | Pablo EscoBär | -5.40 | 50 | 32 |





