








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 809 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 622 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7022 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,235 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2573 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2829 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4956 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 1877 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,746,619 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 562 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | CryingFox | 68% | 125 |
| #9 | Kai | 66% | 505 |
| #10 | _Hiru | 62% | 105 |
| #11 | MZHR | 62% | 76 |
| #12 | 𓆩♱𓆪Shu_Bee™ | 61% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kai | 40 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | CryingFox | 21 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | _Hiru | 19 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | piwi | 8 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | Kroei | 7 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kai | +3.87 | 79 | 56 |
| #2 | 2kLuZ | +3.27 | 84 | 69 |
| #3 | PugLife | +2.92 | 74 | 60 |
| #4 | Kroei | +1.67 | 77 | 64 |
| #5 | piwi | +1.27 | 76 | 61 |





