








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 56 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
460 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 925 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 275 | 30% |
| Smokes | 232 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 149 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 269 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $130,194 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | kurtaliz | 50% | 2 |
| #10 | twitch.tv/pkncs | 50% | 2 |
| #11 | zendy | 50% | 2 |
| #12 | Willix | 50% | 6 |
| #13 | terq | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mvzy | 4 | 0.0333 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mvzy | 30 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #2 | PG | 24 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | .baffe | 23 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #4 | Willix | 22 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | nitraMW | 21 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zendy | +8.71 | 85 | 52 |
| #2 | PG | +5.06 | 88 | 68 |
| #3 | rxnzy | +4.98 | 91 | 67 |
| #4 | Swicko.exe | +3.41 | 77 | 46 |
| #5 | nitraMW | +3.21 | 73 | 64 |





