








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
732 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,630 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 414 | 25% |
| Smokes | 582 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 288 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 346 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $169,038 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1jakoby | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | KriLLe | 88% | 8 |
| #3 | nosh | 86% | 7 |
| #4 | .baffe | 75% | 16 |
| #5 | kurtaliz | 67% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mvzy | 5 | 0.0185 |
| #2 | .baffe | 1 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | KriLLe | 1 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KriLLe | +5.42 | 79 | 62 |
| #2 | PG | +2.30 | 89 | 61 |
| #3 | 1jakoby | +1.70 | 78 | 69 |
| #4 | kurtaliz | +0.13 | 72 | 63 |
| #5 | mvzy | -0.05 | 90 | 62 |





