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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 43 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
265 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 987 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 228 | 23% |
| Smokes | 256 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 237 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 266 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $191,275 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hasj | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Keef | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | BrokenR3cord | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | I forgor :D | 40% | 10 |
| #5 | Weed | 35% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hasj | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Keef | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | BrokenR3cord | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | I forgor :D | 40% | 10 |
| #5 | Weed | 35% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Weed | 8 | 0.0173 |
| #2 | I forgor :D | 3 | 0.0134 |
| #3 | Keef | 2 | 0.0175 |
| #4 | BrokenR3cord | 1 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Hasj | 1 | 0.0233 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BrokenR3cord | 61 | 0.29 | 1 min |
| #2 | I forgor :D | 51 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #3 | Weed | 48 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Keef | 11 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | Hasj | 9 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I forgor :D | +5.18 | 64 | 88 |
| #2 | Keef | +5.12 | 88 | 54 |
| #3 | Hasj | +3.86 | 59 | 62 |
| #4 | BrokenR3cord | +2.51 | 84 | 48 |
| #5 | Weed | +1.95 | 58 | 63 |





