








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 56 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1113 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,340 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 669 | 29% |
| Smokes | 628 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 533 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 510 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $323,733 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Aufklärungspanzer | 59% | 44 |
| #6 | SztalKappa | 50% | 16 |
| #7 | Sizeen | 44% | 9 |
| #8 | Adikoo | 43% | 7 |
| #9 | filemon | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dobry Den | 136 | 0.34 | 3 min |
| #2 | Aufklärungspanzer | 109 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | filemon | 28 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #4 | SztalKappa | 27 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Sizeen | 24 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | =DD rNb0b | +3.35 | 88 | 55 |
| #2 | filemon | +2.86 | 70 | 40 |
| #3 | MXT | +1.49 | 56 | 65 |
| #4 | Dobry Den | +1.41 | 71 | 68 |
| #5 | Aufklärungspanzer | +1.36 | 74 | 46 |





