








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 227 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1965 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,662 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1118 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1600 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1251 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 693 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $311,223 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 410 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MXT | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | Aufklärungspanzer | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | =DD rNb0b | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | Dobry Den | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | Kewcio21 | 38% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MXT | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | Aufklärungspanzer | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | =DD rNb0b | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | Dobry Den | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | Kewcio21 | 38% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kewcio21 | 15 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | =DD rNb0b | 6 | 0.0202 |
| #3 | Aufklärungspanzer | 5 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | Dobry Den | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kewcio21 | 331 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #2 | Dobry Den | 164 | 0.30 | 3 min |
| #3 | Aufklärungspanzer | 54 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | =DD rNb0b | 53 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | MXT | 25 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | =DD rNb0b | +5.04 | 93 | 56 |
| #2 | Aufklärungspanzer | +4.08 | 78 | 46 |
| #3 | MXT | +2.45 | 77 | 67 |
| #4 | Dobry Den | +2.18 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | SztalKappa | +0.43 | 60 | 50 |





