








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 42 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1194 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,199 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1966 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1883 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1680 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1670 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $323,223 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freaky House | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | Somi | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | Bootleg M1kZ | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | sera24asa | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | YoStan | 50% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Bootleg M1kZ | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | sera24asa | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | YoStan | 50% | 139 |
| #6 | Kondoriano | 49% | 35 |
| #7 | Wolf | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoStan | 20 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Somi | 4 | 0.0155 |
| #3 | Kondoriano | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Freaky House | 3 | 0.0166 |
| #5 | Wolf | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoStan | 263 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #2 | sera24asa | 96 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kondoriano | 55 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Somi | 31 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Bootleg M1kZ | 22 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Somi | +1.25 | 39 | 45 |
| #2 | BOOBS?!?!?!?!? | +1.15 | 67 | 63 |
| #3 | Kondoriano | +0.64 | 79 | 44 |
| #4 | sera24asa | +0.47 | 39 | 53 |
| #5 | YoStan | +0.13 | 61 | 53 |





