








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 888 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 245 matches | ||
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 110 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5597 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,675 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8614 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7615 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6262 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 7184 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $541,329 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 421 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Gecarit | 66% | 41 |
| #4 | ICREW | 58% | 26 |
| #5 | Sorryyy | 53% | 96 |
| #6 | Louka | 52% | 48 |
| #7 | Cpt. Spookkyy ❤ | 46% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sorryyy | 30 | 0.0150 |
| #2 | Louka | 8 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | Cpt. Spookkyy ❤ | 6 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | ChaLK. | 4 | 0.0097 |
| #5 | Gecarit | 3 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sorryyy | 369 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #2 | Louka | 203 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #3 | ICREW | 110 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #4 | Cpt. Spookkyy ❤ | 109 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | Gecarit | 106 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cpt. Spookkyy ❤ | +3.72 | 93 | 42 |
| #2 | Seth | +2.79 | 83 | 71 |
| #3 | ICREW | +2.60 | 90 | 78 |
| #4 | ChaLK. | +2.51 | 66 | 79 |
| #5 | Gecarit | +2.01 | 75 | 54 |





