








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 565 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3869 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,794 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1813 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1813 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1380 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1788 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $492,096 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 443 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tài Năng Già | 57% | 35 |
| #2 | Chao ni ma | 54% | 61 |
| #3 | Viettel | 54% | 37 |
| #4 | K-Channn | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | Bochi lazy but still useful | 52% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bochi lazy but still useful | 23 | 0.0203 |
| #2 | K-Channn | 11 | 0.0239 |
| #3 | ped 4 | 7 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | ah1ko | 7 | 0.0077 |
| #5 | Chao ni ma | 5 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bochi lazy but still useful | 358 | 0.32 | 9 min |
| #2 | Chao ni ma | 292 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #3 | ped 4 | 143 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Tài Năng Già | 133 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | Viettel | 124 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chuối | +2.56 | 85 | 51 |
| #2 | Tài Năng Già | +1.52 | 63 | 55 |
| #3 | Chao ni ma | +1.19 | 64 | 60 |
| #4 | K-Channn | +0.37 | 50 | 50 |
| #5 | Bochi lazy but still useful | +0.32 | 71 | 59 |





