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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
554 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,567 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 396 | 25% |
| Smokes | 669 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 268 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 234 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $407,359 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 333 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boris-chan | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | Kratos | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | T H E O R Y | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | Melphios | 42% | 12 |
| #5 | adumavtec | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boris-chan | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | Kratos | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | T H E O R Y | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | Melphios | 42% | 12 |
| #5 | adumavtec | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kratos | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Melphios | 36 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | Kratos | 21 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Boris-chan | 18 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| #4 | adumavtec | 16 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #5 | T H E O R Y | 6 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kratos | +4.89 | 93 | 36 |
| #2 | Boris-chan | +2.65 | 16 | 65 |
| #3 | Melphios | -0.07 | 43 | 64 |
| #4 | Arnolds | -0.25 | 25 | 29 |
| #5 | T H E O R Y | -2.25 | 57 | 24 |





