








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1287 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 188 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6916 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,291 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1970 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1415 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2610 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1296 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,270,404 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2697 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asura0K | 78% | 32 |
| #2 | Billy Flowerpot | 71% | 38 |
| #3 | Dog 1 | 64% | 33 |
| #4 | atay | 64% | 162 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asura0K | 78% | 32 |
| #2 | Billy Flowerpot | 71% | 38 |
| #3 | Dog 1 | 64% | 33 |
| #4 | atay | 64% | 162 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Billy Flowerpot | 4 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | atay | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | Dog 1 | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asura0K | 77 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | Dog 1 | 23 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | atay | 21 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #4 | Billy Flowerpot | 11 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kratos | +5.43 | 87 | 40 |
| #2 | Billy Flowerpot | +1.19 | 50 | 21 |
| #3 | Asura0K | +0.49 | 56 | 44 |
| #4 | atay | -1.38 | 28 | 13 |
| #5 | Dog 1 | -3.79 | 19 | 41 |





