








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
570 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,386 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 488 | 20% |
| Smokes | 685 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 616 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 597 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $207,201 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ G e G e | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | ALTU | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | moi | 46% | 79 |
| #4 | Fiinix | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ G e G e | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | ALTU | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | moi | 46% | 79 |
| #4 | Fiinix | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moi | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | ✪ G e G e | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ G e G e | 169 | 0.31 | 4 min |
| #2 | moi | 152 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | ALTU | 75 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #4 | Fiinix | 21 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ALTU | +2.08 | 73 | 63 |
| #2 | ✪ G e G e | +1.10 | 69 | 60 |
| #3 | homo | +0.87 | 65 | 54 |
| #4 | moi | -1.25 | 58 | 60 |
| #5 | Fiinix | -2.95 | 36 | 50 |





