








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 770 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3685 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,996 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4229 | 47% |
| Smokes | 1832 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1369 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1566 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,028,783 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 298 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | homo | 53% | 15 |
| #4 | olsuu_ | 50% | 109 |
| #5 | moi | 50% | 18 |
| #6 | Fiinix | 47% | 34 |
| #7 | Kurbens | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olsuu_ | 22 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | Fiinix | 4 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | ✪ G e G e | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | moi | 2 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | Kurbens | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ALTU | +2.92 | 79 | 67 |
| #2 | homo | -0.32 | 55 | 58 |
| #3 | ✪ G e G e | -0.89 | 69 | 63 |
| #4 | moi | -1.59 | 47 | 54 |
| #5 | olsuu_ | -2.14 | 78 | 60 |





