








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 111 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 358 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3964 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,906 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1470 | 12% |
| Smokes | 3110 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3323 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4003 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,563,262 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | halbglatzenpeek | 59% | 39 |
| #2 | shake. | 55% | 29 |
| #3 | BRaw | 52% | 271 |
| #4 | zw3rg | 48% | 52 |
| #5 | Weedlord_Bonerhitler69 | 46% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TitoBurasca | 284 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #2 | halbglatzenpeek | 132 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | BRaw | 87 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #4 | Weedlord_Bonerhitler69 | 70 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | zw3rg | 43 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frecher Knilch Weedy_ | +2.01 | 63 | 58 |
| #2 | BRaw | +0.54 | 54 | 32 |
| #3 | zw3rg | -0.16 | 48 | 49 |
| #4 | Weedlord_Bonerhitler69 | -0.18 | 79 | 51 |
| #5 | TitoBurasca | -1.53 | 68 | 59 |





