








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 284 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1179 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,350 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 790 | 24% |
| Smokes | 970 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 586 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1004 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $566,139 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucbest | 8 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | -Spr4Y | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | SyNc | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | Oberwachtmeister Dimpfelmoser | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Honda NSX NA1 | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucbest | +2.43 | 57 | 69 |
| #2 | -Spr4Y | +1.53 | 67 | 62 |
| #3 | SyNc | +0.91 | 82 | 46 |
| #4 | Oberwachtmeister Dimpfelmoser | -0.10 | 28 | 62 |
| #5 | NixMehrCheats | -0.95 | 84 | 52 |





