








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 91 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
669 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 782 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 120 | 15% |
| Smokes | 92 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 234 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 336 | 43% |
Our logs show you have wasted $358,278 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 559 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Spr4Y | 238 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #2 | SyNc | 149 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Oberwachtmeister Dimpfelmoser | 114 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Lucbest | 114 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | NixMehrCheats | 38 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SyNc | +3.22 | 85 | 47 |
| #2 | Lucbest | +2.59 | 50 | 69 |
| #3 | -Spr4Y | +1.32 | 63 | 65 |
| #4 | Oberwachtmeister Dimpfelmoser | -0.22 | 37 | 64 |
| #5 | NixMehrCheats | -1.48 | 83 | 39 |





