








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
791 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,670 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 250 | 15% |
| Smokes | 563 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 326 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 531 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $486,284 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Artz | 50% | 14 |
| #2 | F1nnie | 49% | 85 |
| #3 | vahel joppab | 33% | 12 |
| #4 | Coldmonster66 | 18% | 11 |
| #5 | Rtx_bro | 11% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | F1nnie | 49% | 85 |
| #3 | vahel joppab | 33% | 12 |
| #4 | Coldmonster66 | 18% | 11 |
| #5 | Rtx_bro | 11% | 9 |
| #6 | Wavey DeimC | 9% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F1nnie | 44 | 0.0294 |
| #2 | Artz | 15 | 0.0664 |
| #3 | Wavey DeimC | 6 | 0.0317 |
| #4 | Coldmonster66 | 4 | 0.0207 |
| #5 | vahel joppab | 4 | 0.0216 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F1nnie | 120 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | Coldmonster66 | 19 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | vahel joppab | 19 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | Wavey DeimC | 18 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | Rtx_bro | 8 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F1nnie | +8.91 | 86 | 68 |
| #2 | Wavey DeimC | +0.97 | 81 | 29 |
| #3 | Artz | -0.95 | 68 | 21 |
| #4 | vahel joppab | -1.05 | 69 | 52 |
| #5 | Coldmonster66 | -1.68 | 45 | 52 |





