








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 433 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 265 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5914 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,795 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3874 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5526 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4037 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4358 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,317,244 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cRusN!k | 50% | 111 |
| #2 | Solo | 48% | 255 |
| #3 | th0kesh__ | 47% | 275 |
| #4 | SocieTea | 44% | 108 |
| #5 | pds | 39% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cRusN!k | 50% | 111 |
| #2 | Solo | 48% | 255 |
| #3 | th0kesh__ | 47% | 275 |
| #4 | SocieTea | 44% | 108 |
| #5 | pds | 39% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | th0kesh__ | 12 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Solo | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | pds | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | SocieTea | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | cRusN!k | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solo | 556 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #2 | SocieTea | 376 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | pds | 312 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | th0kesh__ | 305 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #5 | cRusN!k | 194 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SocieTea | +0.98 | 76 | 59 |
| #2 | Solo | +0.94 | 54 | 70 |
| #3 | LamashTu | +0.07 | 54 | 61 |
| #4 | pds | -1.10 | 67 | 72 |
| #5 | th0kesh__ | -1.32 | 60 | 61 |





