








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 80 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2223 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,298 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1068 | 32% |
| Smokes | 795 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 693 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 742 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $91,803 of utility $20 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 120 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jumie | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | blgvic (better then docc) | 56% | 54 |
| #3 | Ritchiewayyy | 55% | 53 |
| #4 | Gambot Breen | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | 残疾孩子 | 52% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 残疾孩子 | +4.81 | 79 | 54 |
| #2 | LSKILL | +3.12 | 86 | 67 |
| #3 | Gambot Breen | +2.81 | 36 | 45 |
| #4 | Toto | +2.41 | 66 | 58 |
| #5 | bot | +2.14 | 64 | 37 |





