








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 561 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3794 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,176 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2518 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2584 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2342 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2732 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $828,602 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 992 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NYUTELLA🍌 | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | ( ̄﹃ ̄) | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | shingo | 57% | 56 |
| #4 | exx | 56% | 25 |
| #5 | 残疾孩子 | 55% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shingo | +4.19 | 76 | 62 |
| #2 | Rezigiusz374 | +3.81 | 67 | 29 |
| #3 | 残疾孩子 | +3.77 | 77 | 51 |
| #4 | LSKILL | +3.26 | 82 | 70 |
| #5 | exx | +2.66 | 85 | 42 |





