








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 918 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 822 matches | ||
| Premier | 299 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 261 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




163 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6905 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,958 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 941 | 8% |
| Smokes | 3424 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4415 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 3178 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,189,578 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 426 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spermlover99 | 53% | 159 |
| #2 | Moosen | 44% | 158 |
| #3 | yung | 44% | 962 |
| #4 | 𝕃𝕪𝕣𝕚𝕔𝄞 | 42% | 200 |
| #5 | Ginger | 42% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moosen | +5.62 | 88 | 37 |
| #2 | yung | +4.74 | 87 | 40 |
| #3 | 𝕃𝕪𝕣𝕚𝕔𝄞 | +3.56 | 68 | 49 |
| #4 | spermlover99 | +1.84 | 62 | 27 |
| #5 | Ginger | +1.43 | 44 | 40 |





