








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 535 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 161 matches | ||
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4465 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,305 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1975 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2146 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1832 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 352 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $790,673 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 483 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moosen | 58% | 31 |
| #2 | yung | 43% | 90 |
| #3 | I WILL find you senpai | 42% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moosen | 58% | 31 |
| #2 | yung | 43% | 90 |
| #3 | I WILL find you senpai | 42% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yung | 42 | 0.0231 |
| #2 | I WILL find you senpai | 21 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | Moosen | 13 | 0.0203 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yung | 195 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Moosen | 67 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | I WILL find you senpai | 22 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moosen | +7.65 | 90 | 33 |
| #2 | yung | +4.33 | 85 | 44 |
| #3 | Ginger | +1.56 | 46 | 42 |
| #4 | I WILL find you senpai | -3.69 | 13 | 19 |





