








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 121 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 372 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3656 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,526 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2550 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1377 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1678 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1921 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $967,599 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝒫𝒮𝒴C𝐻𝒪 | 14 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Ak | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | LittleTimmyTim | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Fielies | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | weleehum | 2 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ak | +6.71 | 79 | 51 |
| #2 | 𝒫𝒮𝒴C𝐻𝒪 | +3.04 | 40 | 65 |
| #3 | TomTheBomb | +1.95 | 36 | 70 |
| #4 | weleehum | +1.17 | 51 | 67 |
| #5 | SideShaft | +0.92 | 50 | 55 |





