








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 606 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1040 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 231 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4147 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,733 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9011 | 22% |
| Smokes | 9550 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 13530 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 9642 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,876,370 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 735 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xela_Pela | 43% | 289 |
| #2 | Ak | 42% | 81 |
| #3 | 𝒫𝒮𝒴C𝐻𝒪 | 42% | 74 |
| #4 | SideShaft | 42% | 96 |
| #5 | TomTheBomb | 40% | 717 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ak | +6.91 | 82 | 54 |
| #2 | Xela_Pela | +3.85 | 49 | 38 |
| #3 | 𝒫𝒮𝒴C𝐻𝒪 | +2.80 | 40 | 68 |
| #4 | TomTheBomb | +2.31 | 39 | 65 |
| #5 | SideShaft | +1.51 | 41 | 51 |





