








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Wingman | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1383 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,223 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1989 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1646 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2035 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1553 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $811,260 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Light3ris | 50% | 38 |
| #2 | pussycat | 50% | 135 |
| #3 | geziux | 48% | 79 |
| #4 | Pepe | 47% | 47 |
| #5 | ketamini2 | 46% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | pussycat | 50% | 135 |
| #3 | geziux | 48% | 79 |
| #4 | Pepe | 47% | 47 |
| #5 | ketamini2 | 46% | 26 |
| #6 | Macaroni | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pussycat | 11 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | geziux | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Pepe | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Light3ris | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | ketamini2 | 2 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pussycat | 219 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | geziux | 190 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Pepe | 173 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #4 | Light3ris | 115 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | Macaroni | 46 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pussycat | +4.17 | 69 | 58 |
| #2 | Pepe | +2.02 | 53 | 69 |
| #3 | ketamini2 | +1.83 | 60 | 58 |
| #4 | geziux | +0.28 | 54 | 65 |
| #5 | Light3ris | +0.16 | 44 | 56 |





