








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1103 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4834 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,129 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8210 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3892 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 6410 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3617 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,522,387 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 530 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i shoot feet | 59% | 41 |
| #2 | VinnieBB | 53% | 102 |
| #3 | JabGG | 50% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | i shoot feet | 59% | 41 |
| #2 | VinnieBB | 53% | 102 |
| #3 | JabGG | 50% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VinnieBB | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | JabGG | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | i shoot feet | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VinnieBB | 62 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #2 | i shoot feet | 40 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #3 | JabGG | 24 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VinnieBB | +3.82 | 79 | 47 |
| #2 | /sɛnˈjoːɐ̯/ | +0.44 | 63 | 73 |
| #3 | JabGG | -0.27 | 41 | 38 |
| #4 | i shoot feet | -2.46 | 28 | 43 |





