








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1261 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 208 matches | ||
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4682 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,383 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4828 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4236 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4317 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4002 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $813,063 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 817 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡︎ Kejfixos on fajaaa | 60% | 163 |
| #2 | VONTIN | 58% | 79 |
| #3 | bBbBBBAXO | 54% | 94 |
| #4 | Mikiba | 51% | 37 |
| #5 | ♡M4rT1x♡ | 48% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Mikiba | 51% | 37 |
| #5 | ♡M4rT1x♡ | 48% | 77 |
| #6 | Targiss 𓆩♡𓆪 | 44% | 32 |
| #7 | ζ͜͡ ✭mAtZEnnツ | 40% | 70 |
| #8 | parnushka | 29% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡︎ Kejfixos on fajaaa | 31 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | VONTIN | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | parnushka | 6 | 0.0147 |
| #4 | ζ͜͡ ✭mAtZEnnツ | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | bBbBBBAXO | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡︎ Kejfixos on fajaaa | 664 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| #2 | bBbBBBAXO | 272 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | ζ͜͡ ✭mAtZEnnツ | 189 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | ♡M4rT1x♡ | 147 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | VONTIN | 144 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VONTIN | +2.54 | 88 | 54 |
| #2 | Damík | +1.52 | 71 | 62 |
| #3 | Mikiba | +1.20 | 72 | 49 |
| #4 | ⚡︎ Kejfixos on fajaaa | +1.01 | 83 | 65 |
| #5 | ♡M4rT1x♡ | +0.50 | 63 | 55 |





