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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 348 matches | ||
| Wingman | 101 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6142 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,471 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1566 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2826 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3141 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2938 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,413,598 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 420 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paulie Walnuts | 61% | 64 |
| #2 | V | 52% | 266 |
| #3 | Mako | 51% | 321 |
| #4 | πππFalconπππ | 50% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paulie Walnuts | 61% | 64 |
| #2 | V | 52% | 266 |
| #3 | Mako | 51% | 321 |
| #4 | πππFalconπππ | 50% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mako | 49 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | πππFalconπππ | 16 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | V | 10 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Paulie Walnuts | 7 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mako | 435 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #2 | πππFalconπππ | 269 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | V | 251 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #4 | Paulie Walnuts | 47 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mako | +2.57 | 70 | 48 |
| #2 | Bambiszon | +1.24 | 79 | 40 |
| #3 | Paulie Walnuts | +0.40 | 53 | 22 |
| #4 | πππFalconπππ | -0.52 | 63 | 60 |
| #5 | V | -3.06 | 46 | 42 |





