








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1154 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 699 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 207 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




88 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13879 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,528 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7040 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6932 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6425 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6131 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,090,462 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 459 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vin | 53% | 379 |
| #2 | 𝓚𝓮𝓷 | Hannes | 50% | 94 |
| #3 | Twirlson | 49% | 207 |
| #4 | RΛVE[Π] | 48% | 156 |
| #5 | KMF | 47% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓚𝓮𝓷 | Hannes | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | KMF | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Twirlson | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | vin | 4 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | RΛVE[Π] | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vin | 619 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #2 | RΛVE[Π] | 351 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | Twirlson | 347 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | KMF | 347 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #5 | FSK 0 | 339 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B3n di Kabrio | +1.47 | 92 | 47 |
| #2 | vin | +0.61 | 70 | 48 |
| #3 | KMF | +0.34 | 43 | 69 |
| #4 | 𝓚𝓮𝓷 | Hannes | +0.15 | 75 | 53 |
| #5 | RΛVE[Π] | -0.49 | 63 | 52 |





