








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 882 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 430 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6169 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,462 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5662 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3810 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 5920 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6070 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,478,042 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 990 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fraidt | 50% | 131 |
| #2 | B3n di Kabrio | 49% | 207 |
| #3 | ItsWhoBe | 47% | 91 |
| #4 | Player 1 | 44% | 70 |
| #5 | saveN | 43% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | B3n di Kabrio | 49% | 207 |
| #3 | ItsWhoBe | 47% | 91 |
| #4 | Player 1 | 44% | 70 |
| #5 | saveN | 43% | 81 |
| #6 | ♡ Vanilje ♡ | 37% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B3n di Kabrio | 21 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Fraidt | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | ItsWhoBe | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | saveN | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Player 1 | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B3n di Kabrio | 275 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | Player 1 | 244 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | ItsWhoBe | 223 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | Fraidt | 112 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | ♡ Vanilje ♡ | 98 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ItsWhoBe | +3.42 | 75 | 63 |
| #2 | B3n di Kabrio | +2.29 | 93 | 42 |
| #3 | Player 1 | +1.79 | 50 | 62 |
| #4 | Fraidt | +0.94 | 68 | 39 |
| #5 | saveN | -0.41 | 57 | 36 |





