








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 252 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 79 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 1,995 | |
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1226 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,484 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 923 | 26% |
| Smokes | 978 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 652 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 931 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $425,362 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 285 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puttecs | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | FnL cs.money | 49% | 35 |
| #3 | Dead In 艾丝艾 de | 45% | 20 |
| #4 | tokspelare | 38% | 13 |
| #5 | jonte | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puttecs | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | FnL cs.money | 49% | 35 |
| #3 | Dead In 艾丝艾 de | 45% | 20 |
| #4 | tokspelare | 38% | 13 |
| #5 | jonte | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FnL cs.money | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | jonte | 1 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dead In 艾丝艾 de | 161 | 0.32 | 4 min |
| #2 | FnL cs.money | 112 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | jonte | 34 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | tokspelare | 33 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Puttecs | 15 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TH3LL | +0.93 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | Dead In 艾丝艾 de | +0.57 | 80 | 70 |
| #3 | jonte | +0.44 | 65 | 67 |
| #4 | Puttecs | +0.25 | 73 | 69 |
| #5 | FnL cs.money | -1.08 | 73 | 60 |





