








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 224 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 126 matches | ||
| Renown | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1464 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,087 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1069 | 26% |
| Smokes | 952 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1291 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 775 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $381,432 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1291 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cocochips | 54% | 13 |
| #2 | Dead In 艾丝艾 de | 41% | 29 |
| #3 | FnL cs.money | 36% | 36 |
| #4 | TH3LL | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cocochips | 54% | 13 |
| #2 | Dead In 艾丝艾 de | 41% | 29 |
| #3 | FnL cs.money | 36% | 36 |
| #4 | TH3LL | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dead In 艾丝艾 de | 181 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #2 | FnL cs.money | 107 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | cocochips | 35 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | TH3LL | 34 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cocochips | +3.03 | 96 | 62 |
| #2 | TH3LL | +1.30 | 91 | 65 |
| #3 | jonte | +0.67 | 63 | 53 |
| #4 | Dead In 艾丝艾 de | -0.55 | 76 | 74 |
| #5 | FnL cs.money | -1.59 | 79 | 58 |





