








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1424 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,627 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 699 | 27% |
| Smokes | 498 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 459 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 971 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $613,267 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rallerasse06 | 45% | 141 |
| #2 | GENKI | 41% | 104 |
| #3 | vetj04 | 37% | 19 |
| #4 | [LXX] | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rallerasse06 | 45% | 141 |
| #2 | GENKI | 41% | 104 |
| #3 | vetj04 | 37% | 19 |
| #4 | [LXX] | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GENKI | 53 | 0.0269 |
| #2 | rallerasse06 | 16 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | vetj04 | 9 | 0.0251 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GENKI | 280 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | rallerasse06 | 271 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | vetj04 | 30 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Business Monkey | +0.94 | 82 | 47 |
| #2 | GENKI | +0.31 | 75 | 55 |
| #3 | rallerasse06 | -1.77 | 45 | 39 |
| #4 | vetj04 | -5.25 | 16 | 22 |
| #5 | [LXX] | -6.71 | 41 | 15 |





