








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 474 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 234 matches | ||
| Wingman | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3073 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,839 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4617 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2965 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3208 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3049 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,171,808 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ~Master | 56% | 97 |
| #2 | mikelower | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | Levi | 53% | 154 |
| #4 | Ryu7 海王 | 52% | 134 |
| #5 | ꧁SUPER⚝SCƼ꧂ | 51% | 255 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | mikelower | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | Levi | 53% | 154 |
| #4 | Ryu7 海王 | 52% | 134 |
| #5 | ꧁SUPER⚝SCƼ꧂ | 51% | 255 |
| #6 | RasterblazZ | 49% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ꧁SUPER⚝SCƼ꧂ | 20 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Levi | 20 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | RasterblazZ | 11 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Ryu7 海王 | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | ~Master | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ꧁SUPER⚝SCƼ꧂ | 1533 | 0.29 | 43 min |
| #2 | Levi | 607 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #3 | Ryu7 海王 | 488 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #4 | RasterblazZ | 328 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #5 | ~Master | 303 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Levi | +2.61 | 74 | 64 |
| #2 | Ryu7 海王 | +1.06 | 63 | 71 |
| #3 | ꧁SUPER⚝SCƼ꧂ | +0.35 | 50 | 77 |
| #4 | RasterblazZ | -0.20 | 65 | 62 |
| #5 | ~Master | -0.23 | 66 | 52 |





