








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 245 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 200 matches | ||
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2815 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,927 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3803 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3561 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1242 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 3321 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,078,555 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J3st | 56% | 97 |
| #2 | ꧁SUPER⚝SCƼ꧂ | 49% | 232 |
| #3 | Levi | 48% | 114 |
| #4 | Ryu7 海王 | 48% | 191 |
| #5 | RasterblazZ | 39% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J3st | 56% | 97 |
| #2 | ꧁SUPER⚝SCƼ꧂ | 49% | 232 |
| #3 | Levi | 48% | 114 |
| #4 | Ryu7 海王 | 48% | 191 |
| #5 | RasterblazZ | 39% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ꧁SUPER⚝SCƼ꧂ | 19 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Levi | 14 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | Ryu7 海王 | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | J3st | 5 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ꧁SUPER⚝SCƼ꧂ | 1461 | 0.29 | 41 min |
| #2 | Ryu7 海王 | 713 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #3 | Levi | 423 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #4 | J3st | 375 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #5 | RasterblazZ | 118 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Levi | +1.25 | 71 | 62 |
| #2 | ꧁SUPER⚝SCƼ꧂ | +0.65 | 48 | 76 |
| #3 | Ryu7 海王 | +0.16 | 65 | 71 |
| #4 | ~Master | -0.27 | 71 | 60 |
| #5 | J3st | -0.27 | 51 | 59 |





