








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1724 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 113 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3467 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,624 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3196 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2824 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3929 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2675 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,018,402 of utility $229 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 560 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bmw jambik | 63% | 57 |
| #2 | taequandoge | 61% | 198 |
| #3 | Uncle Tyler | 54% | 373 |
| #4 | matilda | 50% | 32 |
| #5 | Skiet_SkietMF | 49% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Uncle Tyler | 54% | 373 |
| #4 | matilda | 50% | 32 |
| #5 | Skiet_SkietMF | 49% | 53 |
| #6 | RiceCake | 48% | 131 |
| #7 | AXVL | 47% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uncle Tyler | 38 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | taequandoge | 14 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | RiceCake | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | bmw jambik | 6 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | AXVL | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uncle Tyler | 695 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #2 | taequandoge | 455 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #3 | RiceCake | 281 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | bmw jambik | 203 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | matilda | 82 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taequandoge | +4.88 | 79 | 60 |
| #2 | bmw jambik | +2.83 | 77 | 58 |
| #3 | Uncle Tyler | +1.08 | 36 | 58 |
| #4 | Dominasie | +1.06 | 46 | 60 |
| #5 | matilda | -1.67 | 33 | 40 |





