








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2237 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 246 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 204 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6221 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,231 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5965 | 31% |
| Smokes | 7577 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 3052 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2637 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,379,426 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 296 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taequandoge | 62% | 201 |
| #2 | bmw jambik | 54% | 202 |
| #3 | Dominasie | 54% | 373 |
| #4 | RiceCake | 49% | 142 |
| #5 | matilda | 47% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taequandoge | +4.89 | 80 | 60 |
| #2 | bmw jambik | +2.25 | 80 | 57 |
| #3 | Dominasie | +1.22 | 45 | 61 |
| #4 | Uncle Tyler | +1.16 | 39 | 58 |
| #5 | matilda | -2.01 | 28 | 38 |





