








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1088 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 336 matches | ||
| Wingman | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6497 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,666 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5864 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5522 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4829 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4451 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,191,652 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 382 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Laurenzia | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Foxi1 ツ | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | some1- | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Bene.B | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | D1rEkT | 4 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Foxi1 ツ | 1296 | 0.18 | 30 min |
| #2 | D1rEkT | 969 | 0.20 | 25 min |
| #3 | Laurenzia | 716 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #4 | some1- | 502 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #5 | Perpetual_Peace | 296 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xShino | +6.47 | 92 | 39 |
| #2 | D1rEkT | +1.37 | 81 | 58 |
| #3 | Fyxx- | +1.29 | 71 | 64 |
| #4 | Foxi1 ツ | +0.52 | 74 | 60 |
| #5 | some1- | -0.19 | 76 | 64 |





