








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 377 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3088 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,814 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3413 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2852 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1438 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2111 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,154,314 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Fyxx- | 52% | 231 |
| #6 | Perpetual_Peace | 51% | 59 |
| #7 | Laurenzia | 44% | 50 |
| #8 | Bene.B | 39% | 49 |
| #9 | Caribari@drüGGn | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Foxi1 ツ | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Fyxx- | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | some1- | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | xShino | 2 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Foxi1 ツ | 926 | 0.20 | 21 min |
| #2 | Fyxx- | 630 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #3 | some1- | 270 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | Perpetual_Peace | 142 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | Laurenzia | 123 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xShino | +5.38 | 94 | 30 |
| #2 | D1rEkT | +1.19 | 81 | 57 |
| #3 | Fyxx- | +0.77 | 68 | 65 |
| #4 | Foxi1 ツ | +0.15 | 72 | 59 |
| #5 | some1- | -0.20 | 75 | 62 |





