








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 234 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 219 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2899 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,575 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1553 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2358 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1843 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1821 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $667,971 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stålmannen | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | drömmar bakom kylskåpet | 60% | 50 |
| #3 | Lenny | 56% | 62 |
| #4 | viggster | 53% | 178 |
| #5 | kerstin spelar | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | viggster | 30 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | tobbepro09 | 11 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | kerstin spelar | 8 | 0.0135 |
| #4 | drömmar bakom kylskåpet | 6 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | drömmar bakom galler | 5 | 0.0144 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | viggster | +3.05 | 78 | 52 |
| #2 | fontanell | +1.82 | 84 | 57 |
| #3 | Stålmannen | +1.43 | 54 | 49 |
| #4 | drömmar bakom kylskåpet | +0.87 | 75 | 61 |
| #5 | Lenny | +0.85 | 69 | 57 |





