








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 28 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 29 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
574 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,348 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 307 | 23% |
| Smokes | 335 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 453 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 253 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $191,730 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drömmar bakom kylskåpet | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | drömmar bakom galler | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | tobbepro09 | 75% | 16 |
| #4 | viggster | 48% | 33 |
| #5 | fontanell | 47% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | tobbepro09 | 75% | 16 |
| #4 | viggster | 48% | 33 |
| #5 | fontanell | 47% | 30 |
| #6 | FaZe_Officer b0mmi | 40% | 5 |
| #7 | Reaktor 4 | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | viggster | 4 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | fontanell | 4 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | tobbepro09 | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | FaZe_Officer b0mmi | 1 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | viggster | 140 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | fontanell | 50 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | tobbepro09 | 25 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | drömmar bakom kylskåpet | 10 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #5 | FaZe_Officer b0mmi | 6 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | viggster | +3.86 | 82 | 52 |
| #2 | FaZe_Officer b0mmi | +1.34 | 48 | 52 |
| #3 | vikt0r | +1.00 | 77 | 59 |
| #4 | fontanell | -0.35 | 88 | 63 |
| #5 | drömmar bakom kylskåpet | -0.88 | 75 | 58 |





