








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1526 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 220 matches | ||
| Wingman | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 112 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5112 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,393 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6005 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5589 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5852 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4947 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,976,852 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 730 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dev1t1 | 65% | 75 |
| #2 | angge | 53% | 436 |
| #3 | LOW | 51% | 280 |
| #4 | 2075 | 47% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dev1t1 | 65% | 75 |
| #2 | angge | 53% | 436 |
| #3 | LOW | 51% | 280 |
| #4 | 2075 | 47% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOW | 59 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | angge | 20 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | 2075 | 12 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | dev1t1 | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | angge | 1445 | 0.18 | 41 min |
| #2 | LOW | 1261 | 0.22 | 29 min |
| #3 | dev1t1 | 146 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | 2075 | 103 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | angge | +2.95 | 69 | 74 |
| #2 | LOW | +2.64 | 79 | 66 |
| #3 | dev1t1 | +1.80 | 76 | 58 |
| #4 | Geralt | -0.23 | 44 | 63 |
| #5 | 2075 | -4.29 | 35 | 34 |





