








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1736 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 220 matches | ||
| Wingman | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6520 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,763 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8281 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3423 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 7282 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5777 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,699,711 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3910 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hierso ツ | 89% | 45 |
| #2 | dev1t1 | 65% | 62 |
| #3 | Bolo | 61% | 163 |
| #4 | LOW | 55% | 170 |
| #5 | Geralt | 53% | 436 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOW | 44 | 0.0129 |
| #2 | Bolo | 29 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | Geralt | 23 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | 2075 | 17 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | dev1t1 | 4 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Geralt | 873 | 0.11 | 24 min |
| #2 | LOW | 783 | 0.23 | 17 min |
| #3 | Hierso ツ | 375 | 0.42 | 10 min |
| #4 | Bolo | 208 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | dev1t1 | 143 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hierso ツ | +7.99 | 90 | 80 |
| #2 | LOW | +2.68 | 79 | 67 |
| #3 | angge | +2.63 | 69 | 72 |
| #4 | dev1t1 | +1.03 | 74 | 56 |
| #5 | Geralt | -0.54 | 45 | 62 |





