








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 568 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4493 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,707 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2187 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3913 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1903 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3704 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,997,303 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | EsTtB (づ_ど) | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Ex1 | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | yosoro | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | 창혜이 | 6 | 0.0025 |





