








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 731 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4998 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,948 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3294 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2616 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2704 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2334 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,830,412 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Friends1 | 65% | 55 |
| #2 | 창혜이 | 64% | 80 |
| #3 | TTeokbo | 64% | 33 |
| #4 | Ex1 | 62% | 50 |
| #5 | 슬구 | 59% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | I3eom | 57% | 58 |
| #9 | Yang | 56% | 41 |
| #10 | B | 55% | 85 |
| #11 | icePhone | 55% | 80 |
| #12 | Enpest | 55% | 171 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I3eom | 10 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | 창혜이 | 9 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Friends1 | 7 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Enpest | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | EsTtB (づ_ど) | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spiker | 290 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #2 | Enpest | 228 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | Friends1 | 218 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #4 | Ex1 | 160 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | Yang | 147 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I3eom | +5.23 | 95 | 62 |
| #2 | Friends1 | +3.83 | 70 | 66 |
| #3 | 창혜이 | +3.46 | 83 | 35 |
| #4 | yosoro | +2.87 | 84 | 60 |
| #5 | EsTtB (づ_ど) | +2.36 | 93 | 33 |





